Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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