I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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