Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I know her cup size but not her name....
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