You can't motorboat a personality
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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