What a fucking waste of an outfit
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
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