I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
You've changed since you got that strap on
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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