You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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