I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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