Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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