i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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