in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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