I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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