oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
i've created a new STD.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
i need some magic done to my vagina
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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