No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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