i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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