I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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