You work out of a Hotel?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
ugly people sure do ruin things
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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