Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
vagina is talking i cant
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Randomize
