But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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