honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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