One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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