Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
my liver is dry heaving
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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