I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I wanna bring you to show and tell
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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