He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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