Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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