I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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