I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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