going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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