I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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