Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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