We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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