Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
our cab driver is having phone sex.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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