we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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