He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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