He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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