"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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