I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Randomize
