OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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