Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
You were trust falling into bushes
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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