If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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