I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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