Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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