Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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