People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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