I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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