everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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