Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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