You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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