yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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