okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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