hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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