that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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