Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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