I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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