This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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