Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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