THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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